- Edward Abbey (via kushandwizdom)
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
raise your boys so that they understand no means no, raise your boys so they realize that women are people and not either a matron or a whore, raise your boys and punish them when they do something that a girl doesnt like, if your son is pulling pigtails don’t laugh its bullying. its not cute its not adorable, its bullying. raise your goddamn boys so that they treat women like people and not fuck machines they can stick kindness coins into
me when someone accidentally spits in my face while im talking with them
Ever meet someone who is just super socially awkward?
And they are just so weird and awkward that you start to question whether you are the one that’s not normal.
I think I’m going crazy.
I love that when Cristiano Ronaldo was offside his reaction was
hm I was sort of offside ref, but whatevs
1. He doesn’t tattoo his body so he can be able to continuously donate blood.
2. He regularly visits children in the hospital.
3. He completely funds the medical expenses of a child with cancer.
4. He sells his Golden Boot and uses the money to fund schools and help kids.
5. He’s the…